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Scene 1
(The scene opens up yet again at the Bel-Air Hotel. Outside the hotel is a line of black stretch Hummers also their is a a lot of suit cases outside all of which are lined up on a long black carpet with the Rated R symbol on it. The long black carpet stretches very far into the hotel it can only be assumed who the carpet is for and why it's there. Following the trail of the carpet it ends at room 91. A few minutes go by before and movement is heard or anything happens now the door knob turns and the door swings open and out comes two big security guards both dressed in the the original Rated R shirt, the two guards stand on both sides of the the door. The next few minutes go by and out comes Velvet Sky and the 2010 King of The Ring, Edge. The couple are yet again dressed up in black suits and shades, a big smile is on the both of their faces, Edge looks as if he has a modified version of the King of The Ring belt on his  shoulder it really resembles the World Heavyweight Championship . After a few seconds of wait and inhaling the air the guards begin to walk as does Edge and Sky right behind them. Edge stops at the checkout desk and leans over the table. The Clerk  pops up before Edge's hand hits the bell.)
Edge: Good I see we're listening now.  How long have you been here?
Clerk: Uhh since Sunday you told me to be here.
Edge: Ahh you mean the day that I defeated two Superstars in one day? Oh man That was some good memories.
Clerk: If I do say myself...
Edge: Yeah, yeah, yeah I don't care what your opinions are just check me out of this dump. This place isn't fit for a king such as myself.
(The Clerk scowls at Edge and then starts to check him out. Taking back the card, Edge then gets up from leaning on the table and takes his receipt and turns around towards the door. Edge then stops and turns around like he forgot something.)
Edge: Oh I almost forgot...
(Edge hands his guard some money and the big guy walks over to the Clerk and slaps him. Edge walks around the desk and gets down on one knee and leans towards the Clerk and holds the title belt in hs face.)
Edge: Attitude wont be rewarded in my Kingdom, neither will neglect. You bow to your King of The Ring and Future WWE Undisputed Champion!
(Edge drops a cloth on the knocked out Clerks face and pats his head with a grin on his face, getting up the Rated R Superstar brushes himself off and walks back onto the rated r carpet and begins to walk down back towards the exit.  Him and Vel step two steps outside and Edge's phone rings. Looking at his phone in confusion as he did not expect his phone to ring. The King of The Ring readjusts his custom made King of The Ring title belt on his shoulder and answers the phone.)
Edge: Hello... What!?... Their's gotta be some type of mistake... I just defeated two men in two brutal matches... I SHOULDN'T BE COMPETING!!! You know what... screw you... I don't give a damn if you're just the messenger or not YOU DON'T TALK TO THE KING LIKE THAT... Now who do I have to face?...WHAT!! Benoit!? Come on at least give me someone that will be worth my time. God I just won the King of The Ring I should have some competition... Oh no I'm cool you can keep Benoit as my opponent, I don't feel like facing Big Show... Ok thanks tell Vince He's doing a stand up job catering to his King Of The Ring. Bye.
(Edge closes the phone and looks very pissed off, he then turns around and kicks the nearest object close to him. Vel and all the other people around him look at The King Of The Ring while he throws a temper tantrum. Edge stops and hangs his head low still with a pissed look on his face.)
Vel: Whats wrong?
Edge: What's wrong? What's wrong? I'll tell you "what's wrong"! These assholes in corporate booked me in a damn match!
Vel: What but you're the King of the...
Edge: I know what I am, I tried to reason with that jerk just now but no I have a match still! Against Chris Benoit of all people.
Vel: What bullshit, you should be able to rest this week.
Edge: I know but instead of hitting Malibu we have a first class ticket to bullshit Oklahoma, The home of the Mighty Sooners. (Edge pretends to gag.) God I thought this place was bad now we have to go to bullshit capital it's self. I should be celebrating my difficult win, not having to share my breathing room with hick town and having to waste my energy on some washed up never was like Benoit.
Vel: Oh Edge I feel for you babe.
Edge: Oh no you have a match too.
Vel: What! With who?
Edge: (Laughing) Lacy Von Erich.
Vel: Bull! I can't believe this why? Oh my god!
Edge: (Laughing) HAHAHAHA. Lets go we have a flight to catch.
(The couple hop into their hummer and the Guards jump into the other ones, two bag boys come from the inside of the hotel and grab the bags an loads them into the back of the third Hummer and all three cars file out of the hotel lot.)
Scene 2
(The three Hummers pull up at the L.A.X. airport, The guards get out first and get on both sides of the first Hummer and open the door. One of the guards stand in front of  the opening the other make tells the guys in the help desk to roll out the carpet. The guard helps Velvet out who still looks pissed off and then Edge still with his title belt over his shoulder, he also looks really pissed off. They both walk into the airport littered with fans who mob around the Rated R King and his entourage. The one person touches Edge's shoulder and Edge flips out, the guard punches the guy and the they all get to the private Rated R room. Velvet Sky shakes her head and walks off and Edge looking very frustrated paces in the room looking at the guards.)
Edge: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? I can't believe you let one of those bastards touch me. I should fire every single one of you idiots. I am the King Of The Ring and that makes me higher then any god damn person in the WWE! Yes even the WWE Champion. Do you see this belt on my shoulder, read it! No, no, no don't read it! I want you two to look right into my face. I am the King Of The Ring, I am your damn boss do your jobs and make sure no one ever touches me again. Get it, Got it?
Guards: Yes.
Edge: Good. Now transport me and my beautiful  queen to Oklahoma so I can lay down yet another Dynasty member and leave that damn place. In and out do you idiots understand that?
Guards: Y...
Edge: No don't waste my damn air room by speaking shake your heads so I understand.
(The guards shake their heads yes.)
Edge: Good so when the hell is my plane coming?
Vel: It just touched down babe. It should be ready to board in a minute. God why don't we have the week off?!
Edge: (clasping his title.) Let's just get this crap over with.
(The pilot calls for Edge and Vel to board. The power couple make their way onto the plane and the door closes behind the guards. The scene fades.)
Scene 3
(The hours later a limo pulls up to the Oklahoma Ford Center. The Limo door is opened  and out steps yet again The Rated R King Of The Ring Edge by himself. He steps out still in a pissed of expression on his face but proceeds to walk from his limo into the backstage area of the arena,  a few people come up to him and try to strike a conversation but Edge ignores them as if they're scum. One tries to shake his hand, but Edge looks at the guys hand with a look of disgust and then keeps walking past the man, Edge then walks into his private room sectioned away from everyone. He knows that there is a show going on right now so he is probably thinking that this would be the perfect time to make his first appearance since winning The King of The Ring. Edge changes into his ring attire that he wore Sunday at King Of The Ring and straps the belt around his waist with a huge grin. Edge then throws on hit jacket and walks out the door. Edge's music beings to play and the people in attendance give out mixed reactions more leaning towards negative reactions. The smoke comes up and a second later Edge steps out of the smoke laughing as he looks around at the packed crowd. Edge makes his way down the ramp and removes the King Of The Ring belt from around his waist and holds it in the air as the pyrotechnics go off behind him.)
Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome at this time the 2010 King OFFFFF Thhhhheee RRRRing, He is the Rrrrrated RRRR Superrrrstarrr Edge!!!
(Edge hangs his head low and re-straps the  belt around his waist.  Edge dives right into the ring and grabs a microphone. Begin cocky as ever Edge holds his arms open and says out loud behold.) 

 (Edge turns a few times so that everyone in the audience can see. The crowd boo's Edge's boastfulness but he doesn't care and enjoys his the moment he's having at this time. Edge twirls the mic around and then puts it close to his lips.)
Edge: ...
(The crowd begins to rip into Edge before he can even say anything. Edge smiles and waves to the fans to continue and he does the Hulk Hogan taunt on all four sides of the ring. Edge then stops and laughs.)
Edge: Oklahoma how you feelin?!?! 
(The crowd cheers, and Edge nods his head.)
Edge: I'm feeling excellent myself. I just had the best weekend in World Wrestling Entertainment history! Because I am the 2010 King Of The Ring! I know you all have been checking out this gold around my waist and I assure you it's real. It's not some mock World title or some fake replica of anything this gold right here is real you see I'm use to winning gold every year. Unlike the Oklahoma Sooners, Football team who's last national championship was in the year 2000. God you would think that they would at least get to the final game but now they fail every stop of the way. And what the hell is up with you guy's fight song? That makes my ears bleed worse then hearing the X-Factor theme song. 
(Edge looks around and laughs.)
Edge: You know I'm ok with coming to Oklahoma because this really is a town of laughable characters. People of of low standards and penny wishers, I really enjoy watching a town that thrives on failing at everything, because where I'm from... Toronto Ontario Canada, laughs at the bottom feeders such as yourselves. You know there is a reason why we are so high up on the globe and you guys are so far under use. Comparing this place to Toronto is like comparing Toby Keith to uhh me. There is no comparison.
(Asshole chants begin to fill the arena and Edge hangs his head low cracking up. Edge walks over to one of the turnbuckles and leans his head on it still laughing, next he raises his head and walks back to the middle of the ring.)
Edge: You know though comparing your hometown hero Toby Keith to me is kinda like comparing Chris Benoit to me. No, no I mean comparing the whole Dynasty to me! You I fail to see where exactly these guys oh and girls think they make a Dynasty. Has any of them actually read the definition of Dynasty. Hmm I highly hope so because...it... god this is bothering me. A dynasty is a succession of persons belonging to the same family, who, through various means and forms maintain powerinfluence or authority over the course of generations.  And yet knowing that none of them actually have done anything to gain power, I mean it's an elite group of failure. The only one that shows any type of power is The WWE Champion, Stacy Keibler and that's it. I mean they just added more hot air to their group when they accept the one time ECW champion AJ Styles. One time World Champion, oh yeah I forgot he's also the Tag team champion but no one cares about that. Really though  I mean AJ? Now the group is more worthless then it started out with when it debuted. Every single person in that group has more fails then redeeming qualities, the group is full of has beens and never will be's. But hey they all make a nice group of misfits. Trish Stratus "the slut", Chris Benoit "the toothless wonder", AJ Styles their "personal nut hugger", and last but not least Kurt Angle which is simply "the loser". You know you they remind me of all of you "Oklahoma BBQ eaters" they just like all of you are sloppy ass whips who have never and won't ever accomplished anything worth remembering.
(The fans get more irritated with the King Of The Ring who is getting amused by the fact that all the people in the Ford Center. The King ignores the irritation of the crowd.)   
Edge: Let me point out all the reasons why I'm awesome and why Dynasty blows as hard as leaf blower. One reason is because this one single man has owned their asses since Impact started a month ago. I've beaten Benoit, and I've beaten Kurt. I do also remember stomping the crap out of AJ Styles almost a year ago when he tried to create a resistance against a true Dynasty by the name of The Kliq. Trish got her ass owned by Sid Vicious who I beat two weeks ago by the way. Stacy Keibler was beaten by Dx who I beat last year. Kurt Angle I've beaten him so bad he couldn't answer a ten count then I went on to beat him yet again later on in the same night with my own skill. Then we have my opponent this week the lowest of all of them, Chris Benoit. I've beaten him before and plan to do it again, no will do it again. I don't recall Benoit winning anything in recent memory matter of fact I don't recall him winning at all. At least the other three have one win under their belt but the only time you see Benoit is if he's laying shoulders down because of a spear or he's holding Kurt Angle's hand in a tag team match. By himself he is about as worthless as David Cook's American Idol win in 2008. 
(Asshole chants once again fill the arena.)
Edge:  Come on you all know they both have done nothing with their careers. Why not compare them?  Benoit is just a big fail and a horrible excuse for a Canadian. I don't know why he's even here, he's won no championships at all no title reigns what so ever, no accomplishments, nada zip zilch. I want all of you to understand that I am the top performer in Impact, I want you all to understand that I am the top performer in the whole WWE. I am the better man and I have proof of my success right here.
(Edge points down at the his version of the King Of The Ring championship. He smiles and turns to each side of the ring gloating to everyone in the audience who are still chanting asshole.)
Edge:   This is something that  none of you will ever gain. An actual championship worth anything you see Toronto... no Canada has a athlete... Canada has a champion that has all the skill of The Undertaker, all of charisma Harley Race, and all the intensity of Curt Henning all wrapped into one. You take all of those key points and you come up with The Rated R Superstar! That's right Two Time Triple Crown Champion, The only man two have had six WWE Franchise title reigns. I told you I keep and break every record in front of me. I defeated the unbeatable Scott Hall, I retired Ric Flair twice, and I don't care what anyone says no matter who I pinned I beat Kurt Angle.  To me there is no reason to mix up with Dynasty anymore because the one man that talked so much and barked so loud only ended up to be a little insect that I stepped on. So much for being the T.V. Champion so much for being  the best on Impact, so much for being an Olympic Champion. From this point on I don't care where Dynasty ends up I proved what I needed to at King Of The Ring, I proved who was the down right best out of the whole company. Benoit is the last chapter of Edge stomping on Dynasty. I'm done with them this week on Impact The King Of The Ring cuts the final verse of Dynasty. No more will anyone look at Dynasty as a possibly threat, I will beat Benoit this week then at Summerslam I go back to being a absolute god when I win my WWE Championship for the record Second time and become a record three time World Champion. Behold all of you low life pheasants your King has spoken.
(Edge's theme plays and he removes the belt waist and raises it up into the air the fans keep booing and the scene fades.)
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