(The scene opens up to the WWE and American flags outside of Titan Towers in Stamford, Connecticut. It's about 4 o'clock and it's Friday May 7th. Business men are walking in and out of the Towers revolving doors. Going inside the giant building it looks very busy. Posters of the WWE's history of Champions such as Edge, Undertaker, Stacy Kiebler, Shane Douglas, Aj Styles, and Matt Hardy are posted on the walls. The newly reinstated TNA Impact banner is being hung up, everything is lively in the WWE Headquarters, speaking of which there is laughter coming from the new TNA Impact satellite room. It's very bright in there as the lights and everything else is shining all over. The mood of the room is very The crew is getting ready to go live on the WWE website. Getting closer into room Edge is sitting down in the middle of a story.) Edge:(Laughing.) So I grabbed the man by his collar and got in his face then I said " You had better put some damn chocolates on my pillow if you know what's good for you." I swear that guy pissed himself. (The guys say around the room state that he's lying and other's are laughing.) Edge: No seriously! Anyway how long is it gonna take to get this on the road. Camera man: We will be launched on WWE.com via satellite in just a few seconds. Are you ready? Edge: I was born ready Camera Man: 5,4,3,2,1 go. (The camera focuses on Edge's face as WWE.com's exclusive fan Q&A is answered by the WWE's Rated R Superstar. Edge greets the fans that are streaming with a generous smile.)  Edge: Hello to everyone out there in cyber space. I am Edge your Rated R Superstar. But you all should already know that. To all that don't know me and just so happen to watch this with your friends, do me a favor... slap them! Slap them for not telling you about the awesomeness that is the two time World Champion sooner. And after you slap your friend do me another favor and pay attention so I can let you all know about me and answer questions about...you guessed it me! Now let's get started with my first question from the bag of awesomeness please. What do we got here? (Edge pulls out a letter out of an envelope. He reclines and read it.) Edge:Let me clear my throat. EHMhmmmmm. (The Rated R Superstar drinks some watter as we get to business.) Dear Edge_ My name is Mike, I'm a big fan of your's "Well of course youre a big fan of mine, if ot you wouldn't be writing me." I just wanted to ask how do you plan to get back to the top of the mountain with people like Cena, Finlay, Miz, Kurt, and Stacy Kiebler in your way? (Edge the leans back in forward and tosses the letter aside and pulls his hair back.) Edge: Well Mike, to be honset it takes time and advanced planning. If any of you guys have been watching me for the past year, I have been an extreme tactician, an oppertunist of sorts if you will. I make plans and strategies, that doesn't fail. Miz, Kurt, and Cena are not even a speed bump in my way back to the top. Although Stacy, Cena, and Finlay seem to be in the right place at the wrong time. Now let me go ahead and address Stacey Kiebler right now. She is and awesome compeditor and phenominal champion. Let me go by giving her a round of applause and that's from the heart. But don't think for one second that I won't spear hear and take my rigthful spot as The WWE Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion. Let's get one more thing straight I have nothing against Finlay he's just in my way. Next Thursday on Impact I have to take him down so I can be one stap closer to my match at Summerslam. Next! (Edge grabs the bag again and pulls another letter out. He looks at it and smirks.) Edge: A letter from Victoria. Mmm wonder what's in here. Ok here we go. Dear Edge_ "That's me. She's talking to me.(laughing) Anyway." My name is Victoria and I just wanted to know; What do you think your chances beating Fit Finlay is? He has a few more years of wrestling experience then you so how do you plan to tame his skills as a vet? And aren't you at least worried about... Cena? I mean he can pop in and snatch the WWE title at anytime. (Edge looks at the letter and laughs. He then puts on some what of a focused look on his face. It's hard to judge if Edge is pissed off or he's just focused but eitherway his smile drops. The general mood of the room goes down a notch. Edge looks back at the camera.)  Edge: Victoria I'll answer your question about the "Fit Finlay" but not anout that blister on the thumb off WWE John Cena. No I won't spend a mintue on Cena! I can tell that Finlay maybe a veteran but I have more experience. People aske how do I stand a chance of beating Bret Hart and The Rock... beat them in the same night, and even Taker and I beat him more then once! Finlay's so called "experience" doesn't match up to mine. I've been champion I hold records and he doesn't. If you wanna talk statistics I'm the favorite I'm younger, faster, stronger, and I'm just all around better then Finlay. Think of him as a .... uhhh weak jackel ready to get picked off by the alpha dog. It's time his ankle get bit so he falls and I can clip his neck. I am the true King of the Ring. King Edge "The Awesome." NEXT! (Edge avoids talking about Cena as he pulls another letter out of the bag of random awesomeness.) Edge: Ok from this one is from Matt a 10 year old who lives in New Jersey. Dear Edge_ I was wondering how it is...to... work... with.. John Cena? (Edge looks frustrated and grabs the bag again. Looking even more pissed Edge laughs and grabs the bag of random awesomeness and grabs yet another letter. He browses through some of the letters and notices that most of them have nothing but John Cena on them. Edge then takes a deep breath sucking in what's left of the good vibes going around in the Impact production room)  Edge: Cena this , Cena that! You know what?! I am sick and tired of Cena! I don't care that he won Money In the Bank, I dont care that he's on Impact! I don't care! I don't care that Stacy is champion or that Jack Swagger is number one contender! I couldn't give a damn what Finlay or Kurt Angle brings to the table! They are not me! I will win King of the ring, I will spear that fat slob Finlay, I will win. ME, ME, ME! NOT CENA, NOT FINLAY, NOT AJ, NOT KURT! ME! I will be WWE Champion again at any cost because that's who I am! Next time I offer to answer some questions: ask me about me! Here I'll give you a question "Dear Edge_ Who is going to advance in the King Of The Ring by beating Finlay to a pulp?" Dear Fan_ The answer is ME! I'm done with this! (Edge gets up and slaps the camera walking away the camera focuses on an enraged former champion storms out.) END. |
