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(The scene opens with a shot of the Edge drinking some water and talking on the phone making his way into the arena with his suit case.)

Edge: Really... that's good really! I like it. Stamp it and send.

(Edge's alarm goes off.)

Edge: Oh crap I'll call you back later. Alright bye.

(The Rated R Superstar hits the halls  and looks around. Edge sticks his arms up and yells.)

Edge: EDGE IS BACK BABY! 

(The Former World Heavyweight Champion continues down the hallway with a huge grin on his face. Some the staffers nod at him while others go as far to hug him. Edge is then stopped by a development talent. He shakes Edge's hand.)

Talent: Edge! Man been a little bit of time huh?

Edge: Yeah it has. I was told to come to the arena and cut a promo  on my opponent. I still have no clue who it is.

Talent: You haven't heard? It's the Miz. Your gonna face him tonight. 

(Edge strokes his beard looking interested with the news he just found out. Edge then taps the talent guy on his shoulder.)

Edge: I appreciate that I was just going to see that but you saved me some time. Thanks

(Edge begins to walk off but is stopped by the development rookie again. This time he has a tape in him hand. He holds the tape up to Edge as if he is saying with his eyes "I got something you need to see. Again The Rated R Superstar has a look of interest on his face.)

Edge: What's that?

Talent: (Laughing the Miz had a lot of stuff to say about you man. I really think you need to see this right here. I recorded everything.

Edge: Okay lets check it out.

(Edge and the Guy go into the production booth and the Guy rolls the footage. As the tape goes on Edge cracks his neck and folds his arms. Yawning a couple of times. Edge thinks to himself that Miz is very boring. After a little while Edge it's out of boredom as he listens to Miz take the obvious shots. before it goes by any longer Edge stops the tape.)

Edge: Alright Enough! I swear this guy is like a freaken broken record.  God how many times can one man talk about his own self? God!

(The Development Talent looks right at Edge as if he wanted to say "come on man!")

Edge: What!?

Talent: Now Edge as much as you talked in 2009 come on man. I mean all it was back then all it was with you was "Edge this" or "Edge beat this". Every time you did something small we heard about. So he really isn't to car off from you man.

(Edge has a look on face like "oh yeah that was me.") 

Edge: Yeah your right and you know what it worked for me. but I gotta hand it to him he is very long winded. (Thinking out loud.) I wonder how he acquired that talent. Actually no I don't eww. Oh crap I gotta go! 

(Edge looks at his watch and notices it about time for him to hit the stage. It is time for him to give his Edge heads some love. Edge tapes the kid on his shoulder as he leaves out the booth. Speed walking down the hall now Edge grabs a bottle of water and drinks it. He knows that he has to cool his throat down so he can do what he does best, Talk. Finishing his water Edge puts his game face on and puts all the words that he heard Miz say into rotation inside his head. Taking a breathe he tells the guy to play his music and start his smoke.)

Pyro guy: Okay Edge your on in 3..2..1.

(Then all the Sudden the titan tron flashes white as fans hear "You think you know me!" Then his theme song blasts all over the arena as fans erupt to see Edge make his return. Edge comes out full of energy. He he runs to each end of the stage and smiling. The Rated R Superstar walks to the center of the stage pulling down his shades and winks at the camera. Feeling in rare form Edge starts to walk down the ramp stops and poses for his fans and fireworks.)

Justin Roberts: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome back The Rated R Superstar... Edge!

(With the crowd going wild Edge slides in the ring doing a 180 degree turn. Edge sucks in the air and gets a mic from Justin. Edge and Roberts shake hands.. Edge pulls his hair back with a focused face on. He tries to speak but is drowned out by the fans chants. He tries to settle them down but fails at that attempt. Edge thens joins in with the fans, as he kicks off the return of the Cutting Edge.)

(Edge lifts the mic up with a grin. Edge chants continue as Edge talks over the fans.)

Edge-Lets kick this off right, lets do it like we did before! Ladies and gentleman boys and girls children of all ages welcome to the...(Edge catches himself as it seems something is out of place.) Welcome Back to the Cutting Edge! It feels really really good to be back. It feels good be back to my show Raw and it feels even better to be home. (The fans cheer.) Its been a while and I know you all have been starving for your cut of edge but well to be honest I really missed giving it to you all.   (The fans start to cheer Edge as he laughs) Man you guys still have my back and that makes me feel better now coming into RAW. I know you all have been lacking Rated R moments like the ones I gave before. Ever since I left the WWE because of my injury this business has been well Rated G at best.  What better way to bring the Rated R era back then kicking it off on Monday Night Raw! The show I made famous. In my time of absence all I could think about is how I could get back? I was even at the point where my doctors said you might not be back for a few more months to a year, unless you find a miracle and you know what I found one. (Edge points to the crowd.) You all are my reason for being back! I must admit its been a rough road to travel being out on an injury and watching Wrestlemania pass me by again. I sat and watched the new Superstars rise up and take over. Watched friends of mine leave the company. I even got to send one out.  All of these changes made me work even harder. The pain of going to rehab was brutal day in and day out. All the while I had to endure for one day to be able to return to the ring and most of all return to you all. ( Edge chants start around the arena.) Thank you, tonight is a good it's a awesome night... speaking of awesome or lack there of. The Miz is in the building! 

(Boo's fill the arena, Edge pulls the mic away from his mouth and laughs as Miz sucks chants drown out the Rated R Superstars voice. Edge tells the camera man to point over to one of the kids signs in the stands it says “Spear for Miz." Edge laughs and claps.)

(Edge tries to calm the fans down again.)

Edge: Now, now, now give The Miz a break, I mean not everyone is born with common sense. Come on for some one who claims to be so in tune with reality he sure has a far fetched concept of it.  Not only that the man is a trooper he took a vicious beating at the hands of Jeff Hardy, Randy Orton, and Brock Lesnar, all of which I  beat by the way, and he still gets up claiming he's "Awsome". Pfft, please get a life. I remember Miz from the Real World running around talking like he's the best thing to to join the back street boys... Well maybe he his. Maybe just maybe Miz is the lost Backstreet who who couldn't make it because of his awesomely grotesque over bite. Quit playing Miz and give Mr. Ed his teeth back, you  back. (Edge laughs as does the audience.) Okay, seriously Miz is a man who believes in himself and that's a good. That's awesome pun intended, He believes in his skill so much that he can go toe to toe with The Rated R Superstar, and yet again that's well just awesome.   But what isn't awesome is that fact that he demands anything out of me. He want's me to respect him, he wants me to acknowledge him as a equal or even better to me. This again is not awesome, you beat Shane Helms a nobody in my book by the way and lose to Brock Lesnar, then tell me I will take notice to you? Are you serious? Once again Miz not awesome, (Edge waves his finger gesturing no.) You blame luck for your lose last week while I saw something completely different. I saw you get stomped out by Orton and then allowing Lesnar to hit him with a F5. In a way... your lack of ability and strength to get gave Lesnar the win. I know if I was in that match I would have won. (Edge sarcastically smiles. He then continues as the Edgeheads listen to the Rated R Superstar.)