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(The scene opens up in The city of angels Los Angeles, California! The stage of history has been set here in Los Angeles so many times by many athletes and they're promoters. The legendary Staples Center arena is the... well center of all of these legendary moments in sports entertainment history. People have made and broken records in this dome. The next few nights will be no different as the WWE Franchise has opened up for the WWE King of The Ring fan access! Fans from all over the country are packed inside the arena excited about all of the attractions that this event has to offer. Things like posters, games, stage simulators, and sound board. Wrestlers from both brands Raw and Impact are in different areas of the legendary arena. Video packages highlighting WWE's biggest moments awe some of these fans while others are at awe with the entrance machine. A whole lot is going on today but the focus of most of the attention is shifted to Mike Tenay and Tazz. The Two are sitting down in the "Cross the Line" section of arena behind the commentator booth. They're giving a run down the recent events in the WWE and what is going to go down this Sunday at King Of The Ring.)

Tazz: Oh boy! Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Impact zone of WWE King of the ring fan access! I'm the human suplex machine Tazz and beside me is my partner Mike Tenay.

Tenay: Hello ladies and gentlemen and I would love to extend a warm welcome to all of you fans.

(The people roar in excitement.)

Tenay: I hope all of you are ready and excited about what's going to happen Sunday night at 8/Eastern, 7/ Central time.

Tazz: I know I am! If you don't know what's going to happen by now you must be living under a rock. But just in case I want to make sure you all know. Do you?

(Tazz stands up and strechs his microphone out towards the crowd and the whole arena blows up with King of the ring chants!)

Tenay: Wow these fans are really excited and it seems that they are dead on and passed your quiz Tazz.

Tazz: It seems so Mike. That's right the King of the ring 3 is live on Pay Per View! Let's run down this behemoth of a show. First off we got the number on contenders match for the unified tag team titles. It's gonna be D-X (Triple H and Shawn Michaels) vs Team Laycool Michelle McCool and Layla vs The new Intercontinental champion Robert Roode and James Storm of Beer Money Inc.

Tenay: Tension has built with Beer Money and the current number one contenders Aj Styles and Cm Punk. I can only see more tension coming out of it if Beer Money wins this match and the High flyers win they're match.

Tazz: I can't decide on who to go with either Dx who are former WWE Franchise Tag Champions or Beer Money who is also former Tna tag team champions before Tna was bought out by WWE. Not to discredit team Laycool but well... they have been slipping as of late. But the next match man has me so amped! It's the actual Tag Team title match! The Phenomenal one Aj Styles and Cm Punk vs The Odd couple formerly Right to Censor. Tenay who's you favorite to win this?

Tenay: Well as you know I'm always gonna get behind the home hero AJ Styles and Cm Punk. They are the top team on Impact right now and have been on a massive roll as of late with the rivalry between them and Beer Money. The Odd couple has been some what missing and distracted in my opinion I think we are gonna walk out of here with new tag team champions.

Tazz: Don't count the Odd Couple out they have always been a force to be reckoned with. No matter whats been going on they seem to pull out when they need too.

Tenay: I totally agree. But Tazz let's talk about our main event. Jack Swagger and Stacy Kiebler for the WWE Undisputed Championship. Now we've been tracing this since Wrestlemania. Jack Swagger lost the WWE Championship to Stacy in a amazing match and now we get to see the fall out of this finally.

Tazz: This will determine who is the absolute best that not only Raw has to offer but it will determine the best WWE Franchise has to offer. With Ric Flair in Swagger's corner and Hulk Hogan in Stacy's this is going to be a blockbuster. Also we have some special matches that are only you fans that could make it out here to the Staples center. But you know we've been going over all of these matches that have nothing to do with why we are here. The actually King of the Ring Tournament!

(Fans listening and watching Mike Tenay and Tazz start to chant for the tournament again.)

Tazz: Ok let's run this down before these people run us down! Now remember ladies and gentlemen the winner will not only gain the right to carry the King of the ring title for a year but they have a chance to shoot at the WWE Undisputed Championship at the biggest party of the Summer, WWE Summerslam! Know that only one person that has won the King Of the ring and went on to win the World title and that was Matt Hardy. Samoa Joe didn't do as well as the extreme Matt Hardy. So let's take a look at the stats and try to figure out who might just win this thing.

Tenay: First up on the Raw side of the fence we have Sheamus vs The Miz. I can't really see this being a one sided match. Sheamus has the power and Miz has showmanship, one thing is for sure is that these two will rip each other apart to get to those finals and face the Impact winner.

Tazz: I think this will be pretty one sided Miz has been a beast and will continue to advance as such I think he has what it takes to beat Sheamus but I don't think that he can go as far as to beat our Impact grown talent. I don't think he will beat Angle or Edge.

Tenay: Speaking of which this is the match that everyone has been waiting on and talking about. The Rated R Superstar Edge vs The Undefeated Olympic Hero Kurt Angle. Angle has shut down every person that has faced him, the T.v. Champion has a impressive record I'm telling you. I think he might pick this victory up.

(The fans boo at Tenay's prediction.)

Tazz: Now now now Kurt may have had all of these victories but he has yet to topple Edge's undefeated record.

Fifteen singles victories back to back and two world titles to boot Edge is a force to be reckoned with. He's beat

Chris Benoit ending Dynasty's undefeated streak and I think that if anyone is going to end Kurt's streak it's the Ultimate Opportunist baby. I say that because he has gone back to who he really is with the help of his girlfriend Velvet Sky.

(The fans boo's Velvets name and chant's she sucks.)

Tenay: I don't agree with his methods at all Tazz.

Tazz: But if it works it works. I am on hundred percent behind him on his match cause honestly I'm tired of hearing Kurt brag some one needs to shut him up. Speaking of Edge we've got a special treat for you all. Behind me we have a monitor screen link straight to the house of the Two time World Champion Edge! He is here on a full duplex cam as he can hear your excitement and he can respond to you all.

(The fans give off a mixed reaction leaning more towards the negative in recent reaction. Most of the people in the Impact section drop what they are doing and come over to see what's going on. The scene is set right outside of Edge's home in Tampa, Florida, then it fades to a dark room with a big black couch. A few seconds pass and we see a shadow descend over the black plush couch only to notice that it is Edge. He jumps onto the couch and looks right into the camera with a smile and puts his feet up on the foot rest. You can slightly hear more boo's coming from the fans as they seem to be in disgust at Edge's apparent cockiness. Edge could hear the WWE Universe because his smile gets a little bit wider. )

Edge: Hello ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls children...of all ages. I am your Rated R Superstar, Edge but of course you already knew that. (Edge inhales a little bit and continues.) Ahh I feel good you know? I feel like a weight is off my back because I finally cut loose. I can't tell you all how fun it was to bust John Cena with a spear.

(Edge Chuckles but the fans boo, Edge's smile turns to a look of confusion.)

Edge: What? Why boo me? Because I can't stand Cena and took it into my hands to hurt him? No it isn't that is it? Is it because I'm finally doing what I want? No it's got to be the fact that I finally understand you all! I understand now what Velvet was saying, she reminded me of who I really was. I am not your puppet anymore I know now that I don't need any of you to become champion again! I am the longest reigning World Heavyweight Champion in the history of the WWE Franchise! And you know how I did that? I did it without any of your support. But when I won the WWE Champion and I embraced you all I only held it for a month. Sure I beat all of the low and high names but I just wasn't me and now I am me once again! I didn't show up to that fan access thing because I didn't feel like it. I needed a little rest and (Edge pulls a cup off the table by him and takes a sip and grins.) relaxation . I most importantly didn't want to come there and have to deal with the headache of hearing you all open your mouthes, that's why I'm here and not there. Oh no, no, no! Don't think for a second that I'll miss King Of The Ring, none of you losers could ever derail me from showing up. I don't care how much you chant you suck and blah blah blah! For the last few weeks I've been getting in tune with being on the Impact roster and not being on Raw then the more I think about how I made the choice to be here in the Impact zone the more I noticed how much of a mistake I made! What the hell reason did I have to come here? I think it was to please you all down there and for a fresh start and maybe a chance to rewrite who I was... yeah that's what it was. (Edge slaps himself on the head.) God what an idiot I was but now I know the error of my ways and while it isn't possible for me to jump ship I must make good on the resources that I do have no matter how small and meaning less they are. But that's why they call the master psychologist, I know how to work around peoples minds and make them bend to my will. Just like I did all last Thursday on Impact.

(Edge leans back in his black sofa couch looking up and starts to laugh. You can still hear the fans booing Edge as can he, but this fact only adds more to the fuel of The Rated R Superstar as he laughs more.)

Edge: I tricked you all, I had you all believe I changed for the greater good of this company, I tricked you all into believing that I needed you as much as you needed me. The funny thing is I started to believe that I was your knight in awesome armor, I settled for being a knight because that's what everyone wanted from me. So then they announced the King of the Ring tournament a tournament I never competed in and a tournament that turns a star into a superstar. Then then Velvet Sky the love of my life came to me and said "Edge why would you settle being a sorry servant knight for these ugo's when you could be the king again?" She handed me the papers for it then I signed up. I knew then without actually knowing that the little contract I signed was a doorway for me back to the top! I was a doorway for King Edge "The Awesome" to return and banish the filth that is everyone but me from the WWE. It's true that I want the greater good for this company and the greater good is me as WWE Undisputed Champion once again only this time I will be more focused on winning and not as much focused on you, you, you, or you! This has been a wake up call for me and I hope it's the whole universe. My first victim or should I say victims was the former Intercontinental champion Raven and Mr. Money in the bank John Cena.

(The fans all around the fan access that could hear the reference of the former WWE Champion explode with excitement. Hearing this Edge titls his head to the side and shakes his head as if he were saying no. He starts to laugh at in his opinion is the fans stupidity.)

Edge: Oh you poor misguided fools. How could you chant for a man that has constantly lost? The only victory he has had was really the Money in the bank! After that his record plummeted straight to the bottom almost mirroring the loser Matt Hardy. This furthers my point that you all only get behind losers like yourselves and the Los Angeles Lakers.

(Hearing the shot that Edge took at the Lakers the whole Staples center arena blows up with asshole chants. Edge sits back in the comfort of his home and then closes his eyes seeming to be absorbing the hatred of the fans as if it fuels him. Edge inhales with a sigh of relief. )

Edge: Ahh you know I really missed that. I forgot what that felt like, Edge sucks, Edge sucks, Edge sucks! Come on everybody say it with me!

(The crowd quickly joins in to The Rated R Superstars pleasure as Edge silently mocks them while making faces at the crowd.)

Edge: (Laughing) Oh god that's some good stuff. I love the fact that I still can pluck you alls strings and make you still do what I want. Back to what I was saying. Where was I? Ah yes, so I beat Cena and Raven making a mark on Impact, then the next week who did I face?

(Edge tells the WWE Universe to wait for a second.)

Edge: Hold on one second let me see.

(Edge leans over and grabs a piece of paper and put's on some fake reading glasses.)

Edge: Okay here we are Fit Finaly was my opponent then. I beat him so bad that he claimed to be sprayed in the eyes by Vel! Really!? Come on man take it like a man you know I beat you fair and square one, two, three right in the center of the ring. Why would you say something like that about such a sweet innocent angel like Velvet Sky? I can't seem to understand that for the life of me. Anyway so I beat Finlay with ease then I advanced into the The King Of The Ring and that was the last you saw of the Irish whatever you wanna call it. Then the following week I faced the Crippler or should I say crippled Chris Benoit. A member of Dynasty the then undefeated Dynasty. Since he came here with Kurt he has been sorry everyone let him intermediate then into believing he was unbeatable alongside of Kurt. But that just isn't true and I exposed that and I did it very well I must say. (The Ultimate Opportunist laughs a little to the apparent disgust of the people on the other end of the monitor.) I beat Benoit with the power of my strong, powerful fist.

(Edge raises his fist with the brass knuckles he used last week in the air it is very obvious that he knows he's pissing the people off the more he talks and lies about ow he won his match. But that guilt isn't strong enough or even there for that matter to even persuade him to acknowledge that he used brass knuckles to win.)

Edge: (With a wide smile on his face) Yep the power of the fist! I know exactly now what William Regal was talking about man once you learn how to use the power it's like a whole new world opens up to you. I can still feel Chris's jaw bending over my fist right now. So now we have the events of last nights Impact where I was the star of the show, I sculpted what Impact what going to look like for King Of The Ring. I beat Sid Vicious with no help at all. I also single handedly cost John Cena his spot in this Pay Per View. Do you know why? Well I'll tell you! It's because I am sick of John Cena! I can't stand his raps his so called skills on the mic and I damn sure can't stand his little you can't see me crap! (Edge mocks Cena by doing his you can't see me gesture.) That shit is annoying, he doesn't deserve to be "Mr. Money In The Bank" he doesn't deserve to be anywhere but the unemployment line or in a hosptial bed! None of those reasons come down to the real reason why I cost the "Doctor of Thuganomics" his spot, the real reason is Kurt Angle!

(The people inside the Staples center boo at Kurt Angle and continue the you suck chants only this time even more fierce for they're growing anger towards Edge and the already established hate towards The TV Champion Kurt Angle.)

Edge: Kurt is the whole reason. Since day one he has been bragging about how he's so good. He's been up against everyone he's beaten everyone well... almost every. He hasn't faced or beat me yet! He may have been able to beat down on people like Shane Helms and Chris Jericho but he hasn't beaten me! This right here is about so much more then trophies and crowns, this is about me! This is about me reclaiming my throne as the rightful ruler of the WWE Franchise. This is to shut Kurt the hell up! I'm tired of hearing that man talk over and over about how he beat some low level trash wrestlers. It's time he steps up to a real super star... no a Rated R Superstar. I've been to the top of the mountain, I've been World Champion twice. What has he done? Nothing! Only TV champion... oh yeah he started a lovely little relationship with the WWE Champion. Kurt is all talk and no talent much like a certain basketball team... who are they? God the name is right on the tip of my tongue... Let's see they had zero conference titles, zero division championships, never won the playoffs and are the laughing stock of the NBA. Ah yes! The crappy Los Angeles Clippers!

(Everyone starts to chant shut him up and that segways into asshole chants. Edge smiles.)

Edge: Look ok, ok I know they aren't the greatness that the Toronto Raptors or the Miami Heat are but buck up. You all have another season too... oh yeah that's right the suck! They don't have a chance hahaha man I crack myself up. Anyways like I was saying I will beat Kurt just like I beat everyone else, I will beat Miz or Sheamus just like I beat everyone else. Do any of you know why? It's because I am the The Rated R Superstar and I am the King Of The Ring!

(Edge gives the WWE Universe inside the Staples center a wicked smile now, with almost everyone paying attention to the Impact Zone section now Mike Tenay and Tazz turn away from the monitor as Edge face fades from the screen. Tazz taps his pen on the desk not knowing what to say neither does Tenay.)

Tazz: Well Ladies and gentlemen that was one of the biggest wrestlers in the WWE Franchise today. Thankfully he belongs exclusively to the Impact Zone.

Tenay: You got that right Tazz. Say what you want about his new or should I say revived attitude towards the fans but he he makes solid points. Laides and gentlemen could we be looking at the new King Of The Ring? More importantly could we be looking at the first ever three time WWE Franchise World Champion?

Tazz: Edge has broken a lot of records and done everything he has said so far. but you can't count out Kurt Angle I know this will be the match of the ages.

(All that could be said is that the fans are either excited or really pissed. While Tazz and Tenay continue there segment at the fan access the camera fades because there really is no more relevance towards Edge. )

To Be Continued...