Act 1
(The camera opens up once again in Los Angeles, at the Bell-Air Hotel where Edge and Velvet Sky are taking they're lounge before the 2010 King Of The Ring Pay-Per-View. It's Friday about 7:15 in the morning, Edge and Velvet Sky are sleeping the two seem to be in a dosed off trance. Out of nowhere the alarm clock goes off buzzing the whole room that was once in dead silence. Edge springs up but Sky is still knocked out with her are slumped over the bed. The Rated R Superstar gets to his feet and cuts the alarm off. Thoughts of what he's gotta do today go through his head as he checks his Porsche cellphone for any lost calls and he see's he has one from a familiar name but ignores it. The Two time WWE Champion stretches out while yawning, he checks his breath and laughs knowing that his breath is totally reeking of sleep. Edge begins to walk into the bath room and brushes his teeth a minute later his phone rings and he picks it up and looks at it then he answers the phone with his tooth brush still in his mouth. Edge put's the phone on speaker.)
Edge: What's up
(On the other end of the phone is none other then the Instant Classic Christian!)
Christian: Hey bro! Just calling in to check on you man. How's things in Cali?
Edge: Well... it's alright I guess. You know me and Vel have been hitting the town a lot. We're currently in the Bel-Air Hotel for this week just waiting on Sunday to roll around. You know there's nothing like smacking Kurt around.
Christian: Oh yeah I know what you mean. Hey I forgot to tell you good luck out there Sunday, I mean you could totally wrestle in two matches and plus you don't even know who it's gonna be.
(The rated R Superstar spits the toothpaste and the toothbrush out of his mouth.)
Edge: Well one I'm not worried about Miz or Sheamus like I said earlier in the week they're sloppy and I'll beat either one of them. I'll take my time hurting Kurt he's annoying as ever. But hey Christian man I gotta get ready I'm gonna be going to a interview for Cold Pizza it's on ESPN 2 in like three hours. So I'll call you later bro. Take care of that arm man.
Christian: Alright bro. Oh yeah man give Kurt a good spear for me Sunday I'll be watching man. Win that crap. I'll be seeing you.
(Edge hangs up the phone and walks into the shower. Minutes later he walks out of the shower with a towel around his waist, walking out of the bathroom he looks and see that Vel is still knocked out, he then tip toes around the hotel grabbing his dress suit and shades. Looking at the time it's now about 8:15 exactly, the Rated R superstar now in his suit and everything else buttons up his cuffs and letting thoughts go around and through his mind about Sunday and turns around and leave the hotel room with Velvet Sky still asleep. Edge now begins to walk down the hall to the clerk. Edge yet again beats on the bell trying to get the attention of the same clerk from a few days ago. After beating beating on the bell for a few minutes the clerk comes out.)
Clerk: Can I help you sir?
Edge: Sure, first off though if I have to beat on this bell one more time I promise that I will personally call every superior in in this damn place and get your ass fired! Now I told you that I am the future King of the Ring and I shouldn't even have to call you in the first place. You should be here day in and day out, hour after hour waiting on my damn word to move! Now I want some towels sent over to my room and make sure the queen of the ring Velvet Sky is treated like the royalty she is. Now I have got to go out and I wont be back for almost the rest of today so I want you to be right here, not two steps to the left, not two steps to the right, but right in this spot when I get back. Get it, got it?
Clerk:Yes
Edge: Good.
(Edge smiles and walks out of the hotel with some guards around him then steps into a limo and drives off. 30 minutes later the limo arrives at the ESPN headquarters in downtown Los Angeles. The Ultimate Opportunist walks out the limo and is ganged up by his security guards and proceeds into the building. Edge is stopped by a film guy and he looks back at the man with great disgust.)
Edge: What the hell are you doing? Why the hell is this man touching me?
Film guy: I just wanted to get an autograph for my son.
(Edge signals for the security guards to remove him. Edge smile and dusts off his sleeve and continues to walk down towards the studio for Cold Pizza. Getting to the guest room Edge sits down and looks around trying to get comfortable and wait for his time to be called into the interview. Edge smiling snaps his fingers and tells his guards to come around him.)
Edge: Tomorrow is the night boys. It feels like it's (Edge takes a deep breath.) Wrestlemania weekend allover again. I feel a little nostalgic right now boys, do you know what I was doing about this time last year?
Guard: Uhhh you were in the King of the R....
Edge: No you idiot! Last year around this time I was World Heavyweight Champion and the head of Raw! Although I can't rewind time I feel taken back because I was one of the guys not taken seriously and then I beat Randy Orton. Now fast forward to 2010, I am a damn legend here. God it's good to be King! Don't you guys agree?
Guards: Yes sir.
Edge: Ahh you guys wouldn't know. None of you have done anything special in your lives except stand next to me, and that's a pretty big honor in itself if I do say so myself boys. Don't strive for anything bigger then this boys because this is about as big as it's gonna get.
Guard: It'll be better if you were actually champion.
(Edge turns around and snatches his shades of as his smile turns into anger. The Former Champion stands up and walks over to the guard that said that getting in his face he stares him right in his eyes and smiles.)
Edge: I don't quite think I made out what you just said. Can you repeat that for me please?
Guard: I was just saying....
Edge: No! You were just saying that because I'm not champion you think that this isn't a privilege to be around me? Oh you must think you're better then me huh? You must think you can think you're the champion of security guards or something, no wait you must think because you get some chump change from me every week that you are something. Well I tell you what, boys remove this idiot from away out of my room. You're fired!
(The other guards reluctantly grab the guard as he struggles to get to the Edge.)
Guard: You can't do this to me!
Edge: Yes I can you know why because I'm the future King of the Ring! I am the greatest WWE Franchise Champion to have ever walked to face of this planet, I pay your damn salary and now I don't feel like it anymore! Say hello to your children in the unemployment line.
(Edge smiles as the guards pull the irrate man out of the room. Seconds later the production guy pokes his head in and looks confused as to why he just say a grown man get dragged out of the room and Edge simply shrugs his shoulders. The guy singals Edge and the remaining guards to follow him to the studio because they only have one minute left before the cameras come back on from commercial break. They follow the production guy to the Cold Pizza studio room and the guy tells Edge to sit in the chair on the right because the chair that the interviewer is sitting on is on the left. The Rated R Superstar give the production guy a hand shake because he knows he's gotta keep a good look in the eye of the mass media for good exposure for the WWE Franchsie. Edge sits down and looks around waiting and then out from the back comes the news caster Jay Shaw. Shaw spots Edge and they both shake hands and mix words for a little before the camera comes back form commercial break. After a few more seconds The camera guy comes from behind the camera then signals the count down before airing.)
Production Guy: Ok Jay and Edge you're on in 3..2..1 and go!
(The theme for cold Pizza comes on and some of Edge's career higlights are shown right before showing Jay. Jay who is smiling at the camera and the people sitting at home watching this live goes through his notes and looks back up.)
Jay: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. My next guest is one of the absolute best wrestlers in the world he's 250 pounds and six foot four inches, and is often known as the Rated R Superstar, He's my personal pick to win the 2010 King of the Ring that will show at 8:00/eastern time and 7:00/central time only on Pay-Per-View. Ladies and gentlemen the two time WWE Champion Edge!
(The camera pans out to show the full room and Edge sitting in the right chair. Edge and Jay shake hands.)
Jay: Thanks for giving us your time Edge I know you're a busy man.
Edge: Man anything for ESPN man I swear I watch this show all the time it's a honor to be here.
Jay: Something I've always wanted to know is how does it feel to be at the top of the mountain? How is the compatetion amoung the heads of the wrestling world? I mean you are one of the very few up there in the wrestling world what comes with the territory of being you?
Edge: Free stuff, (laughing) lots of it comes with the territory of being me. I go to the mall back home in Toronto and always get mobbed by fans, same with being in my house in Tampa. I got calls all day talking about ads and compaigns people wanna use my likeness on it's a constant thing all day everyday. As for being one of the people at the top of the mountain in the WWE Franchie it's a common thing, I'm use to it. You got other people out there like Kurt Angle, The Miz, and Sheamus who are all of my possible King of the Ring opponents who are also leaders backstage well except for Sheamus (laughs) and well not so much Kurt or Miz... well forget I even mentioned they're names (laughing more) but there are like you said a handful of men and woman that are in my league so you can see that there is competition but very little.
Jay: Wow I could only imagine. But speakin of your opponents let me ask you about them. I had the privilege of meeting Kurt Angle a while back you know before you shaved his head (both mean laugh) and he seems like a stand up type of guy. I mean he's got great talent and is a very driven guy but how do you think that will compare to you and your talent? Anytime you guys step in the ring with one antoher you guys automaticaly put on a smash hit of a match are we gonna see that happen again tomorrow night in the Staples Center?
Edge: I'm not knocking Kurt for being a stand up guy at all. He's a great guy but I can knock his wrestling skill as of late because he has just got sloppy all of the sudden. It's true though that me and him put on some classics even if I gotta carry him through the match (laughs) but yeah like I said he's become wrapped up in some love triangle and in my opinion lost focus, he's just not who he once was.
Jay: Do you blame him? The guy has two of the hottest women in the world on his shoulder.(laughing)
Edge: Nah I don't blame him because it makes my match tomorrow that much easier.
Jay: So tell me a little about the Miz I've never met him. what's the Miz like off screen?
Edge: The same way he is on screen. He's loud, obnoxious, and two steps away from being a catchphrase joke. Tha's how he is, now backstage he mentors a few people in the back but I mean where do you think the careers of those underground talents are going? No where you dont see Miz winning any titles do you? Nah because he's just not cut out for it.
Jay: But what about his wins over big names like Batista, RVD, and MVP he even beat you.
Edge: Yeah he did beat me but it was all luck. I call it ring rust cause I was out for like 3 months trying to rehab off of a injury.
Jay: So what makes you think you could beat him now? What's different from then and now?
Edge: I could beat him now because I'm back in form to do so. I've been beating the ground and people in the ring since I was moved to Impact a few weeks ago. Determination is the key my friend if you dont have that then you already lost buddy and I have tons of it.
Jay: That's some good stuff. So tell me what it's like to showcase youself everyweek especially on a Pay Per View like King Of The Ring?
Edge: It's a beautiful thing, you have people coming from all over the world to watch you do what you do best and get either beaten or win. It's a truly great thing for an escape from life and all of it's crazyness. I am siging exclusivly to the Impact brand and we put on some good stuff week in and week out. Although there is something special about Pay Per Views because it's like we get the restraints released for however long our match is and in my case this weekend I get it released for two matches when I beat Kurt. Last year I was World Champion of the Raw brand and I got to step into King Of The Ring and beat my old friend Randy Orton then walked on to Summerslam and retain my title. I expect to keep that winning streak moving along until I retire.
Jay: Alright well thanks for your time man I know you're a busy man so I'm gonna go ahead and let you go but thanks for coming and hanging out with us good luck tomorrow night and I hope the next time you come here you'll be 2010 King of the Ring you got my vote for winner.
Edge: No thank you man I love Espn and I'll keep watching it. I truly appreciate it I wont let you down or any of the Edgeheads out there.
(Edge and Jay shake hands again as Jay announces Edge off. The Rated R Superstars generous smile disappears as the real Edge reappears. He is followed by his guards to back to his limo.)
Edge: Well boys it's time to hit the Staples Center for the last ime before tomorrow.
(The limo drives off headed into the direction of the legendary arena.)
Act 2
(The screen shows back up with Edge in his ring gear on and his guards disappeared he's standing inside his private locker room pacing waiting for the last WWE fan access fantasy match to start . Edge puts on his skully and heads out his locker room door the second he hears the crowd go wild for the develpoment talent. Edge pushes past all of the guys and the people trying to talk to him. He tunes out everyone making a B line for the ring on the otherside ot the curtain. When he get's there he signalls for his music to be played but the guy is apprehinsive and doesn't want to play the music because a match is happening. Edge grabs the guy by the collar.)
Edge: Play the damn music! I gotta speak my mind and if I can't speak my mind out there I'll take out all my aggression on you now play it!
(The now scared man plays his music to the amazement of all the other people on the otherside of the black curtain. Edge then steps out and the people in the audience boo Edge as he ignores everyone. He makes his way down to the ring where the developmet stars are and slides into the ring. Edge then charges and spears he first guy and he rolls out the ring in pain. The next guy trys to rush the Rated R Superstar only to be dodged and thrown into the steel post, Edge then goes to the otherside of the ring and gives runs spearing the development star. His actions piss off the people in the Staples cenetr and they start to chant asshole over and over but Edge ignores them and he signals for a mic.)
Edge: You all make me sick! Every single one of you idiots make disgust me! You chant for these two no names and don't cheer for me? I am the future King of the Ring damn it! I demand respect from all of you low lives, I will have respect. Shut up!
(The fans chant asshole and you'll tap out.)
Edge: That's funny that you say that now. Because I bet if I was still tending you all of your needs then I would be awesome to you all. You know what you guys suck you guys stink! I have been sick and tired of being in this place, I've been here for a week under WWE Managements instructions if that wasn't the case I wouldn't be here at all. Two weeks ago I was chanted and praised as the man that was suppose to end Dynasty's undefeated streak by beating the rabid woulverine Chris Benoit, I did that not for you all but for me! I did it to show myself that Dynasty was beatable. I pinned Benoit 1..2..3 that same night Tris Startus was pinned by Sid Vicious then the following week Stacy Kiebler got pinned by D-X. The only one that didn't get pinned was Kurt and why was that? Well because he came up with some lame excuse that he was sick therefor he couldn't compete. Please Kurt get a life! Kurt ran from me Kurt made sure he sent Benoit was in my line of fire instead of himself. Kurt Angle isn't the Olympic Hero he claims to be, he's a joke now a bald joke! He ran for so long dodging me for so long but you know what that time is over running is over. No one can save you now Kurt not Stacy, not Trish, not even Benoit can save you. This is a match that everyone has been waiting on since you came back, this is a match that I've been waiting on since you wanted to join the Kliq. One on one with the bragging rights of who is the best wrestler on not only Impact but the best wrestler in the damn world. The winner of the King of the ring will go on to face the WWE Undisputed Champion at Summerslam. This is the worst timing for you Kurt and for the Miz or Sheamus. Do you know why? Because I am here and I want my damn title back! I 'm sick, sick, sick, sick and tired of being respectful to these other wrestlers! I'm sick of waiting my turn to challenge the champion, now I'm taking it by force! I don't care who's neck I have to step on, last year this time I took what I wanted even if that meant sending my own partner to the hospital with broken ribs. I beat people I ended careers, I'm not gonna take the backseat anymore for anyone! Not even for you stupid people wacthing me on TV or any of you California Clippers.
(You suck chants blast the arena as the more Edge gets heated the more the crowd gets heated at him. Edge walks over to the corner of the ring and points out to the crowd.)
Edge: How many of you think I'm not going to win tomorrow night?
(The fans exploded you can see all of the people in the crowd point at themsleves. Edge gets down out the ring and walks out to where a kid and his parents are.)
Edge: Do you think I'm going to lose little boy?
(The kid shakes his head yes and Edge looks at the boy disgusted and then looks at the parents.)
Edge: You two have raised an idiot. I just want you to understand that, take him back how and reteach him or something you had better let him know that he doubts a King!
(The parents try to swing at Edge as he leaps back into the ring.)
