(Scene 1) (The scene opens up with the World Wrestling Entertainment logo flashing. Then we get a full shot of yet again the of the greater Los Angeles area, with the Staples center and all of it's awesomeness, the arena is still buzzing over the next the Wrestling filled week with the WWE Franchise fans access tour. Right now the attention of the camera is shifted towards the Los Angeles International Airport. A private black jet with the Rated R Symbol from Tampa has just touched down and it can only be assumed on who is coming off of it. The plane doors open as does the terminal doors after a few short minutes a young pilot steps out of the terminal with a bunch of women on his arm and followed by a group security guards and following them is the Rated R Superstar, Edge and Velvet Sky walk out with big smiles on there face they are both dressed up in suits and shades. The Pilot waits for Edge and Velvet to pass him and he reaches his hand out.)Pilot: Well it's been fun you two. You guys never cease to amaze me with how much fun you guys can make a flight. Hey good luck against Kurt and Miz or Sheamus, I'll be routing for you.(Edge and Vel take off they're shades and look at the pilot with a look of extreme confusion. Edge then looks at the pilots extended hand and laughs, The Rated R Superstar shakes his hand and pulls the pilot close to him.)Edge: Let me make one thing clear to you. I don't need luck to win the King Of The Ring title, I'll beat any of the combination of guys that get in my way of becoming WWE Champion again. I don't need any of you damn Californians luck! You got that!?(Edge squeezes the young pilots hand feeling a deep sense of anger as Edge stares down the smaller guy. The women on the pilots arm start to migrate off of him, young man starts to regret what he said but he thinks to himself he was only trying to give his favorite superstar some support.)Pilot: Uhh sorry Adam. But I'm not from California, I'm from Toronto.(Edge's looks the guy in the eye's with a stern look on his face while still grasping the mans hand. A few seconds later Edge releases the grip on the pilots hand and smiles at him signaling for the woman to come back and taps the guy on his shoulder.)Edge: Oh well that's different, thanks for the support it's always good to hear from a fellow Canadian. Look man I know your hand is hurting so let's get one of these women to take your mind off of it. Girls!(The women flock around Edge and Velvet sky like a mosquito to a light bulb.)Edge: Ladies as your king I order you to treat my fellow Canadian... wait what's your name?Pilot: Ronny.Edge: Ahh ok I order you to give Ronny the "special" extensive care package. Make sure all of his pains and whims are tended to.Girls: Yes sir!(The women leave Edge and Vel's side and once again flock around Ronny the pilot to Ronny's great pleasure he and the girls leave. Before then the Ronny shouts out.)Ronny: All hail King Edge "The Awesome" and Queen Velvet!(Edge and Velvet Sky smile and look at one another with smiles on they're faces, the couple put's back on they're shades and Velvet looks back to the guards.)Velvet: Boy's could you please come and do your job. We've got things to do and people to see now get off your lazy asses. Edge: Yeah get over here and do your jobs! you have royalty to protect! Now hurry up and make a circle around us because we're not going out there and risk being touched by any of these disgusting low level servants. I have to be in perfect condition when I go beat Kurt Angle and whomever I face. We paid good money for you guys to keep those morons out side this door from touching us. So come on and let's go. Did you all hear me!? Let's go or I'll sue you all for every damn dime you and your company of idiots have damn it! I am the man who will be the 2010 King Of The Ring! (The guards reluctantly surround the two very ignorant couple and they head out the door. Edge and Velvet Sky have a very obnoxious grin on they're face as they walk through the door, at the opening of the door way there are fans and reporters flashing cameras, taking photos, and trying to ask them questions. Edge and Velvet Sky just keep moving ignoring the crowd and acting as if the world they're in is way more important then the questions and the autographs of the WWE Franchise Universe, the reporters are even more unimportant to them. The two of them walk outside with the guards and they file into a stretch limousine and head off.)(Scene 2)(The next scene opens up to outside the entrance of the Bel-Air Hotel in well... Bel Air. A familiar black limousine pulls up and a black arpet with the red and whit Rated R symbol is rolled out the driver then hops out the car and opens the door for the Rated R Couple Velvet Sky steps out first followed by Edge and the gang of security guards he and she have. Edge turns around and looks at the driver then looks down, The Ultimate Opportunist turns and snatches his shades off walking towards the driver in anger.)Edge: What the hell do you think you're doing? Hmmm(The driver looks confused as he looks around with Edge staring right at him.)Driver: Uhh nothing I'm just standing... Edge: You're standing on my carpet!!! You're desecrating a royal symbol! Where the hell did you come from? Hmm? Don't answer that. Just take your damn dirty feet off of my carpet! Do you know who the hell I am?!Driver: Uhh yeah Edge.(Edge looks up and laughs sarcastically then looks back down at the driver.)Edge: NO! I am not Edge to you, you will call me King Edge "The Awesome"! Driver: Ok King EdgeEdge: No no no no! King Edge "The Awesome" say it!Driver: Fine! King Edge "The Awesome"(Edge smiles as the driver turns away pissed off.)Edge: Good man! Oh yeah by the way (Edge slaps the driver to the ground.) Get it right the first time. Now get the hell out of my face.(The driver gets into Edge's face and then backs down noticing that he has security guards behind him. The Driver gets into the limo and drivers off. Edge puts his shades back on and and walks over to Velvet Sky with a look of confusion and points to the limo leaving.)Velvet: The nerve of some people. I can't believe he stepped on our carpet.Edge: Well babe some people need to get some sense slapped into them. I know that'll never make that mistake again. But anyway let's check in we have a lot to do this week and need to get our room now.(The two of them walk into the door and almost right behind them four of the eight guards block the entrance not letting anyone in until Vel and Edge are in they're room. Edge and Vel walk up to the counter and Edge starts to beat on the bell waiting for some one to come. The clerk walks up to the counter and welcomes Edge and Sky.)Clerk: Welcome to the Bel-Air hotel can I help you?(Edge turns to Vel and laughs.)Edge: Can he help me? (laughing) Yes you can, obviously you know who we are and we have a reservation for a suite. Clerk: Ok and your name?(Edge looks a little pissed off now.)Edge: You idiot! Do you not know that this is Velvet Sky the sexiest thing walking on this planet! And I'm the man who is going to beat two men in the same night. I am the man who will be the first three time World champion in WWE Franchise history! I am the longest reigning World Heavyweight champion KING EDGE! Now you had better get typing and get me my room before I contact your boss and get your ass fired.(The clerk sighs and starts to type and looks back up.)Edge: Well!Clerk: Ok I see your reservation and here are your keys the hall to your room is over there and have a nice day.Edge: Whoa! Did you see us carry our bags in here? No! You will carry our bags up to the top floor and you will help us get our rooms situated. We are royalty damn it! Get it?Clerk: Yes.Edge: Got it?Clerk: YesEdge: Good! Make it happen then! I'm not paying top dollar for some piece of shit service!(The Clerk and the guards grab Edge and Vel's luggage and they make they're way up the chall to his room.)Clerk: Here you are room 85.Edge: Open it!(The Clerk opens the door to a vibrant whit room with red and white decor all over, wine and glasses are sitting and waiting on the table Edge and Velvet walk in with a look of excitement in there eyes. Velvet Sky walks off looking around in the other room but before Edge could get fully comfortable his phone rings. Edge pulls his phone out of his left suit pocket and answers it.)Edge: This is King Edge!...Oh hey. Whats up? .... Maria? Of course if there some extra money involved I guess I can grace everyone with my presence... Oh no Vel's got her own things to do today... alright the Staples Center? Wait do I have to answer some stupid questions from the "WWE Universe?".... Good that's a damn good amount of money! I'll do it!(Edge closes his phone and begins to take his suit off while Velvet Sky walks over to him and taps him on his back.)Velvet: Who was that? Edge: John Laurinaitis, he wants me to go to the Staples Center to do an exclusive promo with Maria about the King Of The Ring. You know the same old stuff they want me to give the people at the arena something to see. I told him that you had you're own business to handle today. I remembered that we have to see. I told them that you had you own business to handle today. I remembered that we have a interview with Mean Gene later on also so I'm gonna make this quick. Just run down there tell them how I will crush Kurt, Miz or The walking Jar of Mayo Sheamus.Velvet: I hope they don't think you're going to do this for free. Edge: So I gotta go change. (Edge kisses Velvet on the head and walks into the bathroom and the scene fades out.)Scene 3 (The camera fades back in and we see a Edge in his Crude, Lewd, and Tattooed tee shirt on and his hair is partially pulled back, and he has his black elbow pads on locker room watching Kurt Angle's promo. Focusing on every detail of what The Olympic champion says, Edge crosses his arms and begins to laugh and snicker at Kurt, Benoit, and Trish's comments after a moment he puts in a rewind of the last week. He finds himself rewinding and replaying the events of the King Of The Ring tournament that have lead up to the Pay Per View this week. Edge looks a little happy for no apparent reason but who could really ever tell whats on his mind? Edge is just the type of person to show what is on his mind. Edge now looks at his watch and then inhales an extreme amount of air to psych himself up.)Edge: Show time! (Edge turns off the T.V. in the middle of the video and then walks out the door. He starts down the hall and spots Maria looking ditsy as always, with her twirling her hair and talking into the camera.)Maria: I am so excited about this Sunday in just six days the WWE Franchise will go live for WWE King Of The Ring 3! We will see the WWE Franchise Undisputed champion Stacy Kiebler with Hulk Hogan in her corner versus the number one contender Jack Swagger with "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair in his corner. Then we will have the High Flyers versus the WWE Tag Team Champions The Odd Couple, and a number one contenders match for the WWE Tag Team Championships three teams will compete D-X, Team Laycool, and Beer Money, then the final four wrestlers of the King Of The Ring tournament! Miz will face Sheamus from the Raw brand to find out just who is the best from the Raw roster. Then Kurt Angle will face The Rated R Superstar Edge from the Impact brand for the same bragging right. The winner Raw and Impact will face off to determine the King Of The Ring! And speaking of King Of The Ring I've got one of the competitors The Two Time World Champion Edge!
(Edge walks onto the scene with a smile prepped on his face. Maria greets at Edge with a cute smile and a hand shake, then Maria positions herself to ask Edge his first question. She brushes her hair back and beings.)
Maria: Edge thank you for coming.Edge: No problem, anything for the so called "WWE Universe".Maria: Now Edge my first question is "What does it feel like being in Los Angeles Staples Center the home of the L.A. Lakers and have the possibility of having two matches in this arena?"(Edge looks arond with a smile then looks into the camera where he knows the people in the Staples Center are watching. He knows that on the other side of this building are raving fans of the Clippers and Lakers. Edge strokes his beard and leans in on Maria.)Edge: Maria let me ask you this. How would you feel after you get done rolling around in horse manure?(Maria looks confused and looks around thinking that an answer would come to her.)
Edge: Just answer the question.
Maria: Well I would feel icky, stinky, and gross. But what does that have to do with my question?
Edge: I'm getting to that. Take the word rolling and turn it into wrestling and take horse and take the word horse and turn it into Los Angeles and what do you got? You've got how I would feel right now and will feel this Sunday. I feel like I'll be wrestling in a "icky, stinky, and gross" L.A. manure filled waste of space called the "Staples Center". I would feel like well... shit! But but but! They're is no possibility in me wrestling in two match there is however and defiant that I will wrestle in two matches. I will win Maria, even in this waste filled bullshit of a town L.A., I tell you it's defiantly not Toronto. How long have you been here Maria?
Maria: Umm since last Thursday. Why?
(Edge sniffs her and turns his nose up with a look of disgust.)
Edge: You smell like like.
(Edge smirks knowing that his comment just got some heat from the people watching in the Fan Axxess event. Maria looks at little upset over Edge's comment but she still proceeds with the interview.)
Maria: Anyway. My next question is from one of the fans his name is Jake and he asks " What is the reason you decided to come to Impact instead of staying on Raw?"
(Edge is looking down with his arms folded at the time, The Rated R Superstar's face looks like he want's to say "What the hell type of question is that?" Edge turns to.)
Edge: I've said this before, that is a extremely dumb question. But since I'm getting paid a good amount to do this I'll answer. My noble answer was to explore more venues with my career and give these Impact fans something they've never seen. I promised to entertain these people, but really I wanted to come here to dominate! I wanted to dominate this place and rule it like I did Raw for a year and a half. And that's exactly what I'm doing right now! I'll prove that Sunday in front of all of these losers win I pin the Olympic Piss stain Kurt Angle.... no when I beat both Kurt and who ever Raw has to shake at me! I put in a personal request to be drafted to Impact because it is an easy landscape to rule, I'm not saying I ran from Raw because it was too hard I'm saying that all of 2009 Raw was mine! It's boring now, have you seen the competition over there it's like a circus for clowns. They have got broken old clowns like Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair over there still hogging all the spotlight. They also have a pale white Irish phantom that looks like a buff Ronald McDonald and a Reality TV Star that seems to think that he's a wrestler. Lastly they have a World champion that is so stupid that she's hung up on a bald pitiful excuse for a wrestler that's obviously playing her with a certain blond bombshell. I don't want to be caught up in the zoo that is known as the Raw roster. However when I do become King of the Ring I will personally make it my business to go back to Raw and clean it up. Next question.
(Maria takes some notes out of her bra and Edge looks down there with her wondering what she's got and maybe to catch a glimpse. As soon as Maria gets it and looks up The Rated R Superstar quickly redirects his eye's to the other part of the room. Maria opens a piece of paper that she just pulled out of her bra and it seem that there are some questions on it.)
Maria: Ok um. Ok! Kurt Angle had a press conference and had a lot to say about you. He made a statement claiming that you are a Rated R Reject and that this match will be the longest match of your career. How do you feel about that?
Edge: Rated R Reject huh? (Edge chuckles a little bit and hangs his head low.) Cute, really cute. Kurt is right this is gonna be the longest match of my career, and do you know why Maria? Because I will beat him so bad in the first minute that I will be able to take my time and kick him around for ten to fifteen minutes. He says he's gonna to pick me apart suplex by suplex then asks where are my gold medals? Well I wanna ask him where are his? Oh yeah that's right they belong to Karen Angle. Oh yeah I went there! Nothing about me is owned by anyone! Everything I won over my career is still with me. Kurt seems to think that I'm afraid of him for some reason but I'm not, I'm far from it! He says ask Shane Helms about what happens when he get's pissed off, that's a very funny comment coming from someone who's been hiding from me or hiding behind Stacy Kiebler for months only coming out when so one below the level of absolute nothingness challenges him. But that all ends Sunday when I sit on my throne as King of the Ring!
(Maria picks up the paper and reads it for some more questions.)
Maria: You do have a lot of history with Kurt can you remind us how far this history spans out? Also can you tell the fans out there watching this how that will play in your match? (Edge exhales and taps Maria on her shoulder and smiles. Edge then tells Maria to pulls the microphone to him.)
Edge: Sure I can let you and all of these "fans" in on a little bit of Kurt Angle. Sure I could help you evaluate my old friend Kurt Angle. Let me take on a trip back to last year when Smackdown was alive Kurt became number one contender for the WWE Championship he was in line to face Scott at Cyber Sunday. He choked he had a two out of three falls match with Scott and he was pinned twice. After that he was beaten brutally by none other then me and the Kliq, I believe that was September 18th, 2009. I left and he joined The Kliq, my group that I co-founded by the way. Then the following month I come and do something that he couldn't do, I beat Scott Hall and take the WWE Undisputed Championship and do something that he said he was gonna do but couldn't! But my point is Kurt no matter how far he goes, no matter what he tries to do I'm some how a specter in his life. I don't truly ever disappear from his life I always out do him at every stop. I beat him then he leaves, I beat him and he gets his hair shaved. Thing is every time Kurt comes into the ring with me he ends up losing something, be it his hair, his health, or his career. No matter what he tries to do with his career it always comes back to me. He always has to pay the piper. This Sunday is a test for Kurt, Sunday will test Kurt's resolve, his three I's will be tested, more importantly his career is. I know he won't pass because Kurt is a choke artist and will never beat me or win the King of the Ring for that matter I will personally make sure of that no matter what.(Maria looks down at the paper again and pulls the microphone away from Edge towards her.)Maria: Ok I only have a couple more questions for you and then we can finish up here. Lets see... oh yes! Who would you prefer to face from Raw, The Miz or Sheamus? And do you even watch Raw anymore?
Edge: To be honest no I don't watch Raw anymore.
Maria: So how do you know who is advancing in the tournament?
Edge: I have people watch that nonsense for me and DVR the matches that have to do with the tournament. Actually I was just watching highlights from last week before I came out here. And to answer your question about who I would like to face from Raw.... let me think. Neither! For the simple fact that they are both sloppy they have no pure in ring talent like me. They don't impress me at all, I am the only person that impresses me, well...actually Velvet impresses me too but that's a different type of wrestling. (Edge chuckles.) Fact of the matter is, I don't care who I face I actually hope they injure themselves so I could come in and just put my foot on them and pin them 1..2..3, so I don't have to spend anymore time out here entertaining any these L.A.X. trash bags. Next question and hurry up I got something else to do in a little bit, plus I'm so tired of this cesspool pool of filth. You got two more questions and I'm finished.
(Maria looks at the paper and hurries to try and find some questions while Edge looks like he's in a rush. Edge puts his hands on his hip as and looks at her. Maria is trying very hard to find two relevant questions for Edge. The Rated R Superstar then interrupts Maria's search as he feels like she is taking up time that he could be doing somewhere else.)
Edge: Do you think you can speed this up a little? King Edge "The Awesome" is getting a little tire of this. Now I've already spent more time then I had planned so ask the questions please. This place stinks!
(Maria scrambles some more and and appears to find a question.)
Maria: Um well... do you have any last comments for Kurt, Sheamus and Miz?
(Edge smiles as and leans into the microphone.)
Edge: Sure Maria. Sunday night is the beginning. All of the WWE Universe will notice this, they will see that I belong at the top I belong with my foot on Kurt's broken neck. You see Kurt want's these people to cheer for him, he wants these people to notice that he is a "pure wrestler" he want's these fans to chant that he rocks instead of he sucks. I don't need these bottom feeders for anything, I don't need for them to chant spear, spear, spear! I don't need them to love me or accept me because that boat has already sailed. That is a big difference between Kurt and me, he needs some sense of self gratification, and people to follow him but I don't. I don't need to hide behind two women to make myself look like I am a threat, no I've developed the threat of Edge to everyone all under my winnings and my title reigns. I hold the most records, I hold the longest undefeated streak here in the WWE Franchise 17 consecutive wins in a row, I held the World title for four months for Christ's sake. I am the main that ended Scott Hall's undefeated streak, I ended Bret Hart's and The Rock's in the same night, I ended Ric Flair's career twice. The list goes on and on and on and on! Point is Miz, Sheamus, and Kurt will all fall down into into my statistic as just another person speared by the Rated R Superstar! Excuse me the Rated R King of the Ring! Maria: Ok... the last question. What do you have to say to the current WWE Undisputed Champion Stacy Kiebler and her number one contender Jack Swagger? (Edge opens up with a wide grin like that was the question he was waiting for all day. The self proclaimed future King of the Ring pulls his hair back and dusts his shoulder off and his smile gets a little bit bigger. Edge then tells Maria to come closer with the microphone.) Edge: The WWE Franchise Undisputed Championship. (grinning) A championship only held by a select few wrestlers of the business, it has made and broken tons of wrestlers. Some people have went they're whole career without even a shot at it. Three of the four wrestlers in the King of the Ring have not touched that title. I have! I know how it feels to be champion, I know how it feels to be at the top and dominate every damn body! These three don't have that experience I do. That gives me the.... that gives me the edge in this! Jack Swagger and Stacy Kiebler may be in the big picture right now but once I defeat those piss stains I will be hunting for one of them, making they're life a living hell. That championship Stacy holds doesn't belong to her, it damn sure doesn't belong to Swagger or anyone else but me. When oh yes when I do win the King of the Ring and I grab that King of the Ring belt and put it around me waist my waist, one of those two will know the true meaning of being a transitional champion. The only reason I'm not still wearing that title right now is because of a little bug that had to get squashed. It's my time once again, (Edge being to look up and shake his head yes.) Oh yes I can feel it my bones my... my skin... every ounce of my being, (Edge starts to breath heavily.) every ounce is of me feels the title calling to me. I'm so close I can taste it, I'm so close to being King of the Ring that my hair is standing up! It's almost time. Yes it's almost time. (Edge walks off with a familiar crazed look on his face repeating it's almost time over and over. The former World Champion forgets to close his interview and leaves Maria and the people watching in the Staples center confused. He walks down the hall pulling on his hair with a smile on his face. Edge walks to his locker room the the camera tries to follow him but is cut off by The Rated R Superstar kicking the door closed. What's the reason for the sudden change of emotion that Edge just had? Either way we can wait for this to span out more.) End
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